If you give a baby a bite of your peach...

And the baby in question is my baby...you'd better be prepared to surrender the peach. Or there will be consequences.

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The same baby who turned her nose up at ground peaches will demand your peach, or there will be blood. Did you not see her two new baby teeth? Oh wait, you didn't. They were buried in the peach. Trust me, they're there. They're small, white, and surprisingly sharp. And she knows how to use them. It may have been the most beautiful, ripe, luscious peach you've had in months, but you will surrender it willingly, because look how much joy it has brought into her life.

Said baby will eat the peach until there is nothing but pit. Then she will require an impromtu sink bath.

Hi Grandpa!