Fancy

Fancy hair. Today, I'm so excited, I get to go pay the water bill. Then, as if that weren't enough, I get scrub the dining room floor. And when I'm done? The heart pounding excitement isn't over. I get to start decrapifying the kitchen. Just think of all those cabinets crammed full of stuff. I can't tell you what's in half of them. Which mean I don't actually need what's in half of them right? Which means I can throw away half of that stuff right? Thrilling life I lead isn't it? At least I'll look glamorous leading it. Aren't you jealous?