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When The Greatest asked me to knit him a sweater it took me five different attempts, two different yarns, and 10 years to complete it.

When my Dad asked me to knit him a sweater, well, it's been nine years and that sweater is still sitting in The Abyss.

When my Stepmommy asked me to knit her a purple sweater, with or without rust stains,

Three months later I have a finished sweater.  I just need to block it and weave in the ends.

Take from this what you will.