Thursday, January 22, 2015

A Moment of Silence

So I cleaned my closet the other day.  And I discovered this...

WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is HOLES!

Freaking insect chewed HOLES in my favorite Malabrigo sweater!

*sidenote* My nails look fan-freakin-tabulous */sidenote*

I don't even know how to deal.  Do I darn it like a sock?  Do I frog that sleeve and reknit it hoping the new yarn doesn't stand out too much?  Do I frog the entire sweater and knit a bunch of blue socks?  Do I just wear it as is and call it post-apocalyptic chic?

We must have a moment of silence for our beloved sweater.  You were taken before your time. To avenge the fallen, and protect the survivors, our house is scheduled for demolition next Thursday.

I know it sounds drastic, but it is the only way to be sure.


Mattsmom said...

OH NO! that is so awful.

katie metzroth said...

I'm SO SORRY! I vote for the post-apocalyptic chic option.

...and your nails do look great. that's something.